Welcome!

Step right up, you stunning weirdos and everyone in between! Welcome to the main event, the spectacle you never asked for but are now, for some inexplicable reason, witnessing. This isn’t your typical self-help guru spouting platitudes and promising enlightenment. No, no, no. You’ve stumbled into the gloriously chaotic, often contradictory, and decidedly unfiltered landscape […]

The Art of Compartmentalization: How I Divide My Life (and My Feelings) into Neat Little Boxes

My brain has a knack for creating order, even when the world around me feels chaotic. One method I use is compartmentalization. This involves dividing my life, my emotions, and my responsibilities into separate, neatly organized boxes.Each box represents a different aspect of my existence: work, relationships, family, personal projects, etc. Within each box, I […]

The Power of Distraction: My Arsenal of Avoidance Techniques

Procrastination, as we’ve discussed, is a key player in my avoidance strategy. But it’s not the only tool in my arsenal. I have a whole collection of distraction techniques. Each technique is carefully honed to perfection. They are designed to divert my attention away from anything that feels challenging, uncomfortable, or simply… boring. The internet, […]